Vintage Video Enthusiast Gifts

Ed's Odd Job Lot.

'Please help me, sir -- I haven't rented a video in three days!'

'He drives an electric car, reads electronic books and smokes electric cigarettes but he won't move on from his betamax video recorder.'

Leslie Caron.

Comedy Cafe

Joan Hickson

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

Derek and Clive (Dudley Moore and Peter Cook).

"Your remote control, sire."

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

Fred Astaire

CS573351

"Clark Gable, Gary Cooper, Cary Grant -- they're all gone. But Marcus is still here."

Marilyn Ghost

The Bride of Frankenstein

Tin Man Visits New York

John Wayne

Wild and crazy salmon

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

Ingrid Bergman

'Wait a minute! - Since when do COMPUTERS pause for station identification?'

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

The Marx Brothers in 3D

"It's a new policy, sir. . . you have to be wither under fourteen or over fifty to rent Jerry Lewis movies."

Humphrey Bogart

"I thought as we were staying in I may aswell get a video"

Laurel & Hardy

From the Makers of the Six Hour Yule Log Fireplace Tape...

'This must be world war II. It's in black and white.'

We lucked out. This one's wrapped in videotape.

Wax Museum. Space, the final frontier. That's "Kirk," "Bones" and "Spork."