Vintage Video Enthusiasts Gifts

'Want to bet they're more VHS tapes when we've got a Beta System?'

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

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Ed's Odd Job Lot.

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

"I thought as we were staying in I may aswell get a video"

"Oh, what do ALL Creatures from the Black Lagoon want."

'Thet're alright if you don't mind Caharlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

From the Makers of the Six Hour Yule Log Fireplace Tape...

"OK, I want you to get down and stay down."

'Please help me, sir -- I haven't rented a video in three days!'

"When I was your age, I had to walk two blocks to the video rental store."

Marilyn Manqué

'The only character witness is a video rental clerk who will testify you always rewound your videotapes.'

'In the old days, your Grandma and I watched TV with rabbit ears.'

Housing problems.

"Well, I'll be! Let me call you back—O.K., Steve? Jane Fonda just popped in."

Batman (Adam West)

Victor & Ilsa - The Latter Years

Television With Video

'Now my dreams are being interrupted by old actors selling denture adhesive!'