Vintage Video Collector Gifts

Empty lemonade stand competes for business with stand selling copies of Pamela Anderson's videos.

From the Makers of the Six Hour Yule Log Fireplace Tape...

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

'Busy Dear ?' 'Just watching my exercise video.'

On John Lennon: 'WE may say he's a dreamer,...but he's not the only one.'

John Wayne

'Really? I was an extra in several John Wayne movies too...'

David Bowie

"Who the hell didn't rewind Jumanji 20 years ago?!?"

With the evening all to herself, Kate put on her 'UPS Drivers Gone Wild' video.

Ed's Odd Job Lot.

"It's a new policy, sir. . . you have to be wither under fourteen or over fifty to rent Jerry Lewis movies."

I was expecting something a little more advanced

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

Blondie/Debbie Harry (caricature)

"I thought as we were staying in I may aswell get a video"

Humphrey Bogart

Freddie Mercury.

"Hey Mundo, I'm collecting videotape for American's Dumbest Videos! Show me something stupid!"

Something above the common

If Only Magazine: The Pot Belly Is In!

Paul Newman

During 'Gone with the wind' Clarke Gable often slipped into industrial language.

Entertainment centres today and in 1936.

'I've checked the patient's records and he likes Buddy Holly and James Last.'

I was going to make you a rich woman, but you're done. Fine with me. I don't care what percentage I'll get. I won't let you play with my reputation. I won't let you trade in fake scandal. Perfect. What? We got your anger on videotape. Your redemption is complete. You're back on the air. Even my head is spinning.

'Please help me, sir -- I haven't rented a video in three days!'

". . . And he didn't hear my approach, as the clan were watching a Bob Monkhouse DVD. . ."

"Your grandma thinks you're taking the old school thing far too seriously."

"When I was your age, I had to walk two blocks to the video rental store."

'I told you we shouldn't get 'Poltergeist.''

"Well, I'll be! Let me call you back—O.K., Steve? Jane Fonda just popped in."

"No, I'll wait for it to come out in video."