Vintage Video Collector Gifts

From the Makers of the Six Hour Yule Log Fireplace Tape...

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

'Busy Dear ?' 'Just watching my exercise video.'

David Bowie

"Who the hell didn't rewind Jumanji 20 years ago?!?"

Ed's Odd Job Lot.

Blondie/Debbie Harry (caricature)

I was expecting something a little more advanced

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

"I thought as we were staying in I may aswell get a video"

If Only Magazine: The Pot Belly Is In!

Something above the common

Entertainment centres today and in 1936.

'I've checked the patient's records and he likes Buddy Holly and James Last.'

'Please help me, sir -- I haven't rented a video in three days!'

"Your grandma thinks you're taking the old school thing far too seriously."

". . . And he didn't hear my approach, as the clan were watching a Bob Monkhouse DVD. . ."

'I told you we shouldn't get 'Poltergeist.''

"When I was your age, I had to walk two blocks to the video rental store."

'The only character witness is a video rental clerk who will testify you always rewound your videotapes.'

"No, I'll wait for it to come out in video."

"Well, I'll be! Let me call you back—O.K., Steve? Jane Fonda just popped in."

Bully playing conkers with a computer.