Video Collectors Gifts

'The Warden said you're to stop renting out the security video of your bank robbery.'

Benedict Cumberbatch

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

Are your parents here? Spring play! I can't tell.

'I hope this DVD has some worthwhile in-front-of-the-scenes content.'

'Busy Dear ?' 'Just watching my exercise video.'

"I picked up an exorcize DVD by mistake."

DVD Video Rental. I rented "Shampoo" and "Private Benjamin". Neat .. A couple of olden Goldies.

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

"Arr! Why is the quality of all me DVDs so crappy?"

"Who the hell didn't rewind Jumanji 20 years ago?!?"

'Johnny Depp'

Antique Selfie

'Can I have a refund if she puts the weight back on.'

"It's the press. They want to know if you have anything to say about the sexual harassment charges being levied against you."

'I traded a motherboard for three DVD's. They were bogus, so I tossed them out the window....'

With the evening all to herself, Kate put on her 'UPS Drivers Gone Wild' video.

'Billy, no! Midterms are tomorrow!'

"I've seen every goddam film ever made...twice! What the hell am I supposed to do now??"

A DVD bonus feature – the actor's commentary

Woman says: 'I got your gangster film. It's a special-edition DVD with alternative scenes.' (She's got Bridget Jones DVD.)

'I'm just working my way through my DVD boxset of The Complete Everything That's Ever Been on TV.'

'Fancy watching a DVD? I got the shrinkwrap off.'

"I thought as we were staying in I may aswell get a video"

From the Makers of the Six Hour Yule Log Fireplace Tape...

Man hanging cameras on Moose Antlers.

'Remember that DVD you bought, 'Ten Steps To Organizing Your Finances' ...step one bounced.'

Moving walkway to King's throne.

Postman has mail order DVD. Door has two letterboxes: standard and widescreen

'My family's eyes are all blue! You had the camera setting on red out!'

'Whatever you had in there. . . I think it's called 'deleted scenes'.'