Videotape Collector Gifts

"Hey Mundo, I'm collecting videotape for American's Dumbest Videos! Show me something stupid!"

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Elvis Presley

Large print rock'n'roll section

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

The Death of the Blues

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

Jeff Beck.

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

Ozzy Osbourne

'Nobody pays for music anymore.'

Art Garfunkel.

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

'Music & Gym'

Neil Young

'I hope this DVD has some worthwhile in-front-of-the-scenes content.'

Robert Drake

'Busy Dear ?' 'Just watching my exercise video.'

Gramaphone Man.

"I picked up an exorcize DVD by mistake."

Mick Jagger.

I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it? No. What if I drank scotch and smoked a cigar and listened to vinyl records and grew a big lumberjack beard? It's what all the hipsters are doing. You're not a hipster. I'm at least a kneester. At most you're a keister.

Mick Jagger

DVD Video Rental. I rented "Shampoo" and "Private Benjamin". Neat .. A couple of olden Goldies.

'If you've brought us gifts we don't want any more Des O'Connor records!'

Ian Dury

'Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional tapes. You are now listening to tape number one...'

Bob Dylan