Video Collector Gifts

'Busy Dear ?' 'Just watching my exercise video.'

'I told you we shouldn't get 'Poltergeist.''

"No, I'll wait for it to come out in video."

"It's probably one of those sniff videos."

'I got this fat by sitting around watching excercize video tapes.'

Benedict Cumberbatch

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

The Death of the Blues

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

Witch has Exorcise Video.

'Music & Gym'

'I hope this DVD has some worthwhile in-front-of-the-scenes content.'

"I picked up an exorcize DVD by mistake."

'If you've brought us gifts we don't want any more Des O'Connor records!'

The public was right

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

"Arr! Why is the quality of all me DVDs so crappy?"