Dvd Collector Gifts

"Arr! Why is the quality of all me DVDs so crappy?"

"I picked up an exorcize DVD by mistake."

'Remember that DVD you bought, 'Ten Steps To Organizing Your Finances' ...step one bounced.'

"We don't get TV signals out here: Thank goodness, we have a DVD player..."

British PM David Cameron taking some DVDs from his ministerial red box.

'Fancy watching a DVD? I got the shrinkwrap off.'

'Can I have a refund if she puts the weight back on.'

It's a dark and stormy night. Maybe I'll knock off early and rent a movie.

'Whatever you had in there. . . I think it's called 'deleted scenes'.'

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

'I hope this DVD has some worthwhile in-front-of-the-scenes content.'

A DVD bonus feature – the actor's commentary

Easter Bunny watching 'Dye Hard.'

'I traded a motherboard for three DVD's. They were bogus, so I tossed them out the window....'

'Wow! What a great bootleg! The FBI Warning is really clear!'

DVD Packaging

"I've seen every goddam film ever made...twice! What the hell am I supposed to do now??"

Benedict Cumberbatch

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

Large print rock'n'roll section

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

The Death of the Blues

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

'Music & Gym'

'Nobody pays for music anymore.'

'Busy Dear ?' 'Just watching my exercise video.'

'If you've brought us gifts we don't want any more Des O'Connor records!'

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'