Dvd Collecting Gifts

Chairs read 'Director (movie)' and 'Director (sycophantic DVD extras)'.

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

Postman has mail order DVD. Door has two letterboxes: standard and widescreen

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

". . . And he didn't hear my approach, as the clan were watching a Bob Monkhouse DVD. . ."

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

Fossil record player.

Jeff Beck.

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Waking Up With Rooster.

'This snuff video you sold me just shows people taking snuff.'

'I hope this DVD has some worthwhile in-front-of-the-scenes content.'

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

"How do you know my watch isn't shockproof?"

Ozzy Osbourne

"Great news! Jim at work's promised to lend me all his World Cup DVDs"

The hour of justice

"I picked up an exorcize DVD by mistake."

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

'Either I've got bad news for you or my watch has stopped...'

"You're late."

"She's a Rolex. He's a Timex."

DVD Video Rental. I rented "Shampoo" and "Private Benjamin". Neat .. A couple of olden Goldies.

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

"The record player is skipping again."

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

"Arr! Why is the quality of all me DVDs so crappy?"