Collecting Movies Gifts

"I'm overcompensated, but I'm not overcompensated enough."

"No, I'll wait for it to come out in video."

'This snuff video you sold me just shows people taking snuff.'

'Nah, let's get 'Slasher III' - these old films tend to have a disgusting amount of smoking.'

Benedict Cumberbatch

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

Tom Hanks

'I hope this DVD has some worthwhile in-front-of-the-scenes content.'

After selling his life story, with movie and merchandising rights, Zorro had a new mark.

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

Robert Mitchum

"I picked up an exorcize DVD by mistake."

Now showing, the Monster from Space.

Gene Tierney caricature

'Mr. Kong?'

John Wayne

"Arr! Why is the quality of all me DVDs so crappy?"

'Can I have a refund if she puts the weight back on.'

The Lone Ranger receives a disconcerting smoke signal from Tonto....

Johnny Depp

'Really? I was an extra in several John Wayne movies too...'

'Johnny Depp'

Charlie Chaplin

W.C.Fields

Marlon Brando

"It's the press. They want to know if you have anything to say about the sexual harassment charges being levied against you."

Successful killers use gas powered chainsaws only.

Clark Gable.

A general points out his ribbons which signify films he has watched.

Then and now: great readers are now great viewers.

Mother tells son, who is watching DVDs: 'No, I don't think we need a 'national debate' on the issue of bedtime.'

Ernest Borgnine