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Chairs read 'Director (movie)' and 'Director (sycophantic DVD extras)'.

Postman has mail order DVD. Door has two letterboxes: standard and widescreen

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

". . . And he didn't hear my approach, as the clan were watching a Bob Monkhouse DVD. . ."

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Benedict Cumberbatch

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Fossil record player.

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

Waking Up With Rooster.

'I hope this DVD has some worthwhile in-front-of-the-scenes content.'

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

The hour of justice

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

"I picked up an exorcize DVD by mistake."

"You're late."

"She's a Rolex. He's a Timex."

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

"The record player is skipping again."

'Either I've got bad news for you or my watch has stopped...'

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

"Arr! Why is the quality of all me DVDs so crappy?"

"Who the hell didn't rewind Jumanji 20 years ago?!?"

Spiv

'I traded a motherboard for three DVD's. They were bogus, so I tossed them out the window....'

A general points out his ribbons which signify films he has watched.

'Golden Oldies are now songs I hated when my kids were teens.'