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"I would suggest watching fewer box sets..."

'This DVD has a selection of commentaries for that cinematic feel.'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Benedict Cumberbatch

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

The Missing Sock Returns

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

Fossil record player.

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

Jeff Beck.

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Musical genres

Le Penseur (D' Apres Rodin)

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

'I hope this DVD has some worthwhile in-front-of-the-scenes content.'

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

'This snuff video you sold me just shows people taking snuff.'

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

"I picked up an exorcize DVD by mistake."

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

"The record player is skipping again."

"Still life with fruit and terribly drawn fish"