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'One good thing about memory-loss is that you can watch your favourite film as often as you like and still not remember how it ends. . .'

"Ah, Mr Connery. I've been expecting you."

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Benedict Cumberbatch

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

Tom Hanks

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

'I hope this DVD has some worthwhile in-front-of-the-scenes content.'

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

"I picked up an exorcize DVD by mistake."

'Mr. Kong?'

Now showing, the Monster from Space.

Gene Tierney caricature

"Arr! Why is the quality of all me DVDs so crappy?"

The Lone Ranger receives a disconcerting smoke signal from Tonto....

A general points out his ribbons which signify films he has watched.

'Can I have a refund if she puts the weight back on.'

Then and now: great readers are now great viewers.

Mother tells son, who is watching DVDs: 'No, I don't think we need a 'national debate' on the issue of bedtime.'

'I'm just working my way through my DVD boxset of The Complete Everything That's Ever Been on TV.'