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"No warning, Trigger!"

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Benedict Cumberbatch

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Solar Frankenstein

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

All-Verbal Westerns

Tom Hanks

'They're alright if you like Charlie Chaplin inflight movies.'

"Me Tarzan. You CGI."

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

I'm Spartacus.

"How was prom?"

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

Ask Sadie! I just read an article where Daisy Ridley said J.J. Abrams wrote drafts for Episode VIII and Episode IX. And then Rian Johnson THREW THAT OUT and went a whole different direction. This makes me lose all faith in Star Wars. Am I overreacting? **Actual reader question. Excellent question. This reminds me of the time I saw Gone with the Wind on opening day. I was the invited guest of an elderly veteran of the Civil War. He couldn't stop yammering about how seceding from the union didn't

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

"Whatcha watching, Dad?"

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

King Kong

'This snuff video you sold me just shows people taking snuff.'

Norman Wisdom at the Pearly Gates

After selling his life story, with movie and merchandising rights, Zorro had a new mark.

Cary Grant

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

Robert Mitchum

Marilyn Ghost

The Bride of Frankenstein

'I could have had a V-8!'

'Here's looking at you, kid...'