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Halle Berry

Benedict Cumberbatch

Leslie Caron.

Comedy Cafe

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

Tom Hanks

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

After selling his life story, with movie and merchandising rights, Zorro had a new mark.

'This snuff video you sold me just shows people taking snuff.'

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

Fred Astaire

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

Robert Mitchum

Now showing, the Monster from Space.

Tin Man Visits New York

Marilyn Ghost

Gene Tierney caricature

'Mr. Kong?'

John Wayne

Johnny Depp

A general points out his ribbons which signify films he has watched.

W.C.Fields

'Johnny Depp'

Marlon Brando

Charlie Chaplin

The Lone Ranger receives a disconcerting smoke signal from Tonto....

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"

Successful killers use gas powered chainsaws only.

'Really? I was an extra in several John Wayne movies too...'

"It's the press. They want to know if you have anything to say about the sexual harassment charges being levied against you."

Clark Gable.

"It's not that we don't think it's funny, it's just- does it fit in with our act?"

On the Town.

Ernest Borgnine