Movie Merchandise Collector T-Shirts

'We're ok for beads and baubles, thanks...Got any Harry Potter stuff?'

Benedict Cumberbatch

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

Tom Hanks

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

Master's Degrees of the Universe

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

After selling his life story, with movie and merchandising rights, Zorro had a new mark.

'This snuff video you sold me just shows people taking snuff.'

"1971... 2015..."

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

Robert Mitchum

Now showing, the Monster from Space.

'Mr. Kong?'

Gene Tierney caricature

John Wayne

Johnny Depp

The Lone Ranger receives a disconcerting smoke signal from Tonto....

Successful killers use gas powered chainsaws only.

Clark Gable.

'Really? I was an extra in several John Wayne movies too...'

A general points out his ribbons which signify films he has watched.

Charlie Chaplin

W.C.Fields

"I just got a Trump alert with my discount code off my next purchase of Trump baseball caps."

Marlon Brando

InAction Figure, Couch Potato Man

"It's the press. They want to know if you have anything to say about the sexual harassment charges being levied against you."

'First you must prove your worthiness.'

'Out of action man.'

'Johnny Depp'

Ernest Borgnine

"See, I put together this mock-up...in here with the hamburger and fries is...the action figure!"

Woody Harrelson