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Postman has mail order DVD. Door has two letterboxes: standard and widescreen

Sheriff: Out to Lynch

Benedict Cumberbatch

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

Tom Hanks

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

'I hope this DVD has some worthwhile in-front-of-the-scenes content.'

'This snuff video you sold me just shows people taking snuff.'

'Busy Dear ?' 'Just watching my exercise video.'

Robert Mitchum

"I picked up an exorcize DVD by mistake."

Now showing, the Monster from Space.

DVD Video Rental. I rented "Shampoo" and "Private Benjamin". Neat .. A couple of olden Goldies.

Gene Tierney caricature

John Wayne

"Arr! Why is the quality of all me DVDs so crappy?"

'Really? I was an extra in several John Wayne movies too...'

The Lone Ranger receives a disconcerting smoke signal from Tonto....

Johnny Depp

'Can I have a refund if she puts the weight back on.'

W.C.Fields

A general points out his ribbons which signify films he has watched.

Charlie Chaplin

'I traded a motherboard for three DVD's. They were bogus, so I tossed them out the window....'

Marlon Brando

Successful killers use gas powered chainsaws only.

"It's the press. They want to know if you have anything to say about the sexual harassment charges being levied against you."

'Johnny Depp'

Woman says: 'I got your gangster film. It's a special-edition DVD with alternative scenes.' (She's got Bridget Jones DVD.)

Man Smoking

"It's a new policy, sir. . . you have to be wither under fourteen or over fifty to rent Jerry Lewis movies."

"I've seen every goddam film ever made...twice! What the hell am I supposed to do now??"

'Fancy watching a DVD? I got the shrinkwrap off.'