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'Johnny Depp'

Occu-Pie Mars

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Skipping Horse

Grace For Flies

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Benedict Cumberbatch

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

"Why do they do that?"

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"Cat box"

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Love at First Sight

Build your very own conflict of interest!

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

Selling lemon latt�

Faster, Georges, faster!

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"