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Man hunting animals, who are disguised as a totem pole.

Occu-Pie Mars

"How can you be out of wings?"

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Skipping Horse

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Grace For Flies

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Why do they do that?"

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

Love at First Sight

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"Cat box"

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

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The Fourth Little Pig

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Faster, Georges, faster!

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