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Man hunting animals, who are disguised as a totem pole.

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

Occu-Pie Mars

"How can you be out of wings?"

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Skipping Horse

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Grace For Flies

Today we'll see some misused or misunderstood financial and economic terms. It's said inflation can hurt the economy. But it's absolutely in the tire business. I bought this warm puffy jacket with cash. A down payment. We like beer and coffee. Our most valuable liquid assets. In a monopoly breakup, the race car would to go one person and the dog to another. And when I become either a buyer or a seller. He's shorting the market!

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Why do they do that?"

"Cat box"

Love at First Sight

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Build your very own conflict of interest!

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

The Fourth Little Pig

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Selling lemon latt�

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."