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Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

Benedict Cumberbatch

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

Tom Hanks

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'I hope this DVD has some worthwhile in-front-of-the-scenes content.'

'Busy Dear ?' 'Just watching my exercise video.'

"I picked up an exorcize DVD by mistake."

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

Gene Tierney caricature

"I wonder what this was for."

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

'How old is this vase?'

"Arr! Why is the quality of all me DVDs so crappy?"

'...but the good new is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

Antique Selfie

"You got better-looking as you got older—up to a point."

A general points out his ribbons which signify films he has watched.