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Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

Benedict Cumberbatch

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

Tom Hanks

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

Are your parents here? Spring play! I can't tell.

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'I hope this DVD has some worthwhile in-front-of-the-scenes content.'

'This snuff video you sold me just shows people taking snuff.'

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

'Busy Dear ?' 'Just watching my exercise video.'

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"I picked up an exorcize DVD by mistake."

Robert Mitchum

DVD Video Rental. I rented "Shampoo" and "Private Benjamin". Neat .. A couple of olden Goldies.

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

"Hey, Dad, guess what? My Honus Wagner baseball card is worth $2.1 million!"

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

Gene Tierney caricature

"I wonder what this was for."

'How old is this vase?'

"Arr! Why is the quality of all me DVDs so crappy?"

John Wayne

'...but the good new is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

"You got better-looking as you got older—up to a point."

Antique Selfie