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The Lone Ranger receives a disconcerting smoke signal from Tonto....

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Benedict Cumberbatch

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Comedy Cafe

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"Housekeeping?!"

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

Tom Hanks

Did you ever get that feeling in the moonlight?

"You funnin' me, bub?"

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

"Homes on Holmes"

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

I'm Spartacus.

Movies through the decades.

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."