Classic Film Collector Pillows

The Lone Ranger receives a disconcerting smoke signal from Tonto....

"It's a new policy, sir. . . you have to be wither under fourteen or over fifty to rent Jerry Lewis movies."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Benedict Cumberbatch

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Leslie Caron.

Comedy Cafe

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Star Wars vs Star Trek

"Housekeeping?!"

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

Buster Keaton

Jimmy Cagney.

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

"You funnin' me, bub?"

Did you ever get that feeling in the moonlight?

Tom Hanks

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

"Homes on Holmes"

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

I'm Spartacus.

Stan Laural & Oliver Hardy.

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"Whatcha watching, Dad?"

Lumiere brothers caricature

Movies through the decades.

King Kong

To paraphrase Humphrey Bogart in "Casablanca," "Of all the comic strips in all the newspapers in all the world, you walk into mine." ? ? ?

Jack Nicholson

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

'I'll be the back yard cutting firewood. Have you seen my protective goggles?. . .Well, luckily I kept my old hockey mask!'