Classic Dvd Collector Pillows

". . . And he didn't hear my approach, as the clan were watching a Bob Monkhouse DVD. . ."

Benedict Cumberbatch

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

'I hope this DVD has some worthwhile in-front-of-the-scenes content.'

"I picked up an exorcize DVD by mistake."

"Arr! Why is the quality of all me DVDs so crappy?"

'Can I have a refund if she puts the weight back on.'

The Lone Ranger receives a disconcerting smoke signal from Tonto....

"Who the hell didn't rewind Jumanji 20 years ago?!?"

David Bowie

'I traded a motherboard for three DVD's. They were bogus, so I tossed them out the window....'

Then and now: great readers are now great viewers.

Mother tells son, who is watching DVDs: 'No, I don't think we need a 'national debate' on the issue of bedtime.'

'I'm just working my way through my DVD boxset of The Complete Everything That's Ever Been on TV.'

A DVD bonus feature – the actor's commentary

"I've seen every goddam film ever made...twice! What the hell am I supposed to do now??"

Blondie/Debbie Harry (caricature)

'Fancy watching a DVD? I got the shrinkwrap off.'

Chairs read 'Director (movie)' and 'Director (sycophantic DVD extras)'.

"I would suggest watching fewer box sets..."

'Busy day?'