Classic Dvd Collector Prints

". . . And he didn't hear my approach, as the clan were watching a Bob Monkhouse DVD. . ."

Benedict Cumberbatch

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

'I hope this DVD has some worthwhile in-front-of-the-scenes content.'

On John Lennon: 'WE may say he's a dreamer,...but he's not the only one.'

"I picked up an exorcize DVD by mistake."

DVD Video Rental. I rented "Shampoo" and "Private Benjamin". Neat .. A couple of olden Goldies.

"Arr! Why is the quality of all me DVDs so crappy?"

'Really? I was an extra in several John Wayne movies too...'

"Who the hell didn't rewind Jumanji 20 years ago?!?"

When old rockers trash hotel rooms.

The Lone Ranger receives a disconcerting smoke signal from Tonto....

'I traded a motherboard for three DVD's. They were bogus, so I tossed them out the window....'

David Bowie

Charlie Chaplin

W.C.Fields

'Can I have a refund if she puts the weight back on.'

Then and now: great readers are now great viewers.

Mother tells son, who is watching DVDs: 'No, I don't think we need a 'national debate' on the issue of bedtime.'

A DVD bonus feature – the actor's commentary

"I've seen every goddam film ever made...twice! What the hell am I supposed to do now??"

'Fancy watching a DVD? I got the shrinkwrap off.'

'I'm just working my way through my DVD boxset of The Complete Everything That's Ever Been on TV.'

Blondie/Debbie Harry (caricature)

Woman says: 'I got your gangster film. It's a special-edition DVD with alternative scenes.' (She's got Bridget Jones DVD.)

Video Rental. "Wall Street," "Sunset Boulevard," Cannery Row" --- This is not what I meant when I said I was in the mood for a road movie.

"It's a new policy, sir. . . you have to be wither under fourteen or over fifty to rent Jerry Lewis movies."

Chairs read 'Director (movie)' and 'Director (sycophantic DVD extras)'.

"I would suggest watching fewer box sets..."