Collecting Dvds Prints

Videos You've Forgotten You've Seen Already

"Arr! Why is the quality of all me DVDs so crappy?"

Then and now: great readers are now great viewers.

'Busy day?'

"I picked up an exorcize DVD by mistake."

"Due back tomorrow. If you forget, we'll come to your house and beat the stuffin' out of you."

Mother tells son, who is watching DVDs: 'No, I don't think we need a 'national debate' on the issue of bedtime.'

I love my TV.

'Hooray! - My Three Stooges DVD's are here!'

Grave: He Never Watched All His Box Sets.

'Can I have a refund if she puts the weight back on.'

'And don't worry about returning it on time-I'll come round and fetch it!'

'I'm just working my way through my DVD boxset of The Complete Everything That's Ever Been on TV.'

It's a dark and stormy night. Maybe I'll knock off early and rent a movie.

The Alter of Football

'Whatever you had in there. . . I think it's called 'deleted scenes'.'

'I can't believe it — you rented a foreign film?'

'I hope this DVD has some worthwhile in-front-of-the-scenes content.'

'Dad,Dad!....that man's selling 'pirate-videos and DVD's!'

'I'm afraid our records show that you still have two DVD's checked out.'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Benedict Cumberbatch

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Fossil record player.

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

'Mr. Kong?'