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W.C.Fields

'This must be world war II. It's in black and white.'

Charlie Chaplin

"Do you see 'Harry and the Hendersons' in there?"

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Benedict Cumberbatch

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Leslie Caron.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Housekeeping?!"

Star Wars vs Star Trek

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

Did you ever get that feeling in the moonlight?

"You funnin' me, bub?"

Tom Hanks

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

All-Verbal Westerns

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

"Homes on Holmes"

I'm Spartacus.

"And make sure you get my daughter home before sunrise..!"

Martin Scorsese

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

'I want a brain, but I'd settle for buns of steel!'

"Whatcha watching, Dad?"

Renee Zellweger as Judy Garland

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

King Kong