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"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

A general points out his ribbons which signify films he has watched.

Disney's trying to buy Fox. If they did that, then all of Marvel's best heroes would be in the MCU. It would be horrible! The whole Marvel cinematic universe is one big story told by dozens of movies. This would, like, triple the amount of movies I'd have to watch! I'd have to watch every X-Men spinoff to make sure I got every reference made in any Thor or Avengers movie, for instance. HOJ. Your definition of "have to" and my definition of "have to" are very different. I'd have to see them all i

DVD Blu-Ray. Action. Adventure. Sale. Ernie, what's the movie where Harrison Ford lifts a drain cover and makes a getaway? "The Grate Escape"!

'We got grandpa a plasma HD TV, but he uses it to watch black and white movies on Turner Classic Movies!'

Sheriff: Out to Lynch

"Do you see 'Harry and the Hendersons' in there?"

Benedict Cumberbatch

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

Tom Hanks

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

After selling his life story, with movie and merchandising rights, Zorro had a new mark.

'I hope this DVD has some worthwhile in-front-of-the-scenes content.'

'This snuff video you sold me just shows people taking snuff.'

"I picked up an exorcize DVD by mistake."

Robert Mitchum

'Mr. Kong?'

Gene Tierney caricature

"Arr! Why is the quality of all me DVDs so crappy?"

John Wayne

Successful killers use gas powered chainsaws only.

"It's the press. They want to know if you have anything to say about the sexual harassment charges being levied against you."

'Can I have a refund if she puts the weight back on.'

Clark Gable.

The Lone Ranger receives a disconcerting smoke signal from Tonto....

'Johnny Depp'

W.C.Fields

'Really? I was an extra in several John Wayne movies too...'

Johnny Depp

Charlie Chaplin

Then and now: great readers are now great viewers.

Mother tells son, who is watching DVDs: 'No, I don't think we need a 'national debate' on the issue of bedtime.'

Video Rental. "Wall Street," "Sunset Boulevard," Cannery Row" --- This is not what I meant when I said I was in the mood for a road movie.