Film Collecting T-Shirts

"Hold it a second. I want to watch this."

A general points out his ribbons which signify films he has watched.

'We got grandpa a plasma HD TV, but he uses it to watch black and white movies on Turner Classic Movies!'

Sheriff: Out to Lynch

Benedict Cumberbatch

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

Tom Hanks

'I hope this DVD has some worthwhile in-front-of-the-scenes content.'

"I picked up an exorcize DVD by mistake."

Gene Tierney caricature

'Mr. Kong?'

"Arr! Why is the quality of all me DVDs so crappy?"

The Lone Ranger receives a disconcerting smoke signal from Tonto....

'Can I have a refund if she puts the weight back on.'

Then and now: great readers are now great viewers.

Mother tells son, who is watching DVDs: 'No, I don't think we need a 'national debate' on the issue of bedtime.'

'I'm just working my way through my DVD boxset of The Complete Everything That's Ever Been on TV.'

"I've seen every goddam film ever made...twice! What the hell am I supposed to do now??"

Chairs read 'Director (movie)' and 'Director (sycophantic DVD extras)'.

'Busy day?'