Collecting Vinyl Gifts

'We're all having to work harder in the music business now.' (Dog stressed as he listens to four gramophones.)

'Rough day. My favorite song popped up on the oldies station.'

Noddy Holder

"Are they nuts? I didn't survive 8-tracks, cassettes, CDs, iPods and downloads just to go back to records!"

"Will you quit listening to your ten all-time favorite albums and help me find some food!"

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

Can't recall the girl's name, or the year, or her apartment, but I'll never forget the liner notes on her "Chuck Berry Live at the Fillmore" LP. Joe has a phonographic memory.

David Bowie

Whacked music.

'Golden Oldies are now songs I hated when my kids were teens.'

'Don't you think it's time for us to get a stereo?'

Jeff Beck.

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

I'm startin' to think burnin' out for twenty-three years is the same damned thing as fadin' away.

Blues Section...

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Diner.

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

Cats on Board.

Elvis Presley

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Rocking Horse

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Michael Jackson.

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Fossil record player.

That's supposed to say garage sale!