Vintage Vinyl Collectors Gifts

Jimi Hendrix

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Diner.

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Elvis Presley

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Early Colour TV

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

The original paperless office

That's supposed to say garage sale!

Fossil record player.

Large print rock'n'roll section

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

The Death of the Blues

Pre-Television Man Caves

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Jeff Beck.

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Roasted

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

JET (Part I)

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.