Vinyl Collecting Gifts

WI-FI and HI-FI.

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Vinyl is what we listened to before CDs."

"I'm 65, Mom - I'll play my Blondie records as loud as I want!"

"It's that scratch music."

'Wow! Look at the size of Grandpa's CD.'

"Excuse me, but you're standing in the way of progressive."

"Your most precious investments are gold, fine wine, and all those vinyl records you've been hauling around since college."

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

"Wait a minute!... Aren't those the records I finally convinced you to get rid of, twenty years ago?!"

"The record player is skipping again."

Pop.

VINYL HISS

"Wow! I haven't heard this since the last time it was re-issued."

Pink Floyd

Music in Space.

'He woke up this morning and his honey was gone.'

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

'Dance music' 'Deep house' 'Speed garage' 'Intense patio'

"Yeah, I know vinyl's a plastic, but this one is Plant-based."

"My dad is obsessed with the Beatles and is missing just one of their songs from his record collection."

"When my father dies, he wants his ashes pressed into a record!"

Fossil record player.

'It's the white bathroom album!'

Swing albums and Mood Swing albums in Record Shop

Jogger with a record player.

Devil has the best tunes

'Oh great! We found the treasure but it turns out they were music pirates.'

"No long-playing records allowed."

Uneasy Listening

DJ.

"Mmmm... Let's see... Little cable cars...ah...ah...halfway to the...to the...aha! To the stars! ...I Left My Heart in San Francisco! Tony Bennett! Right?"

Ernie's Music. Ernie, you're opening a music store? Yep, I'm going to serve a niche market. I won't be selling CD's or any other digital music. I also won't be selling the old cassette or eight-track tapes. I'm only selling records. I'm catering to audiophiles who appreciate the unique sound quality they deliver. That's great! Are you going to adverties? Yeah, my tagline is "All sales vinyl"

"Are you SURE they meant THIS PLACE for medical records?"

"Ever since she pressed vinyl, she won't do digital recordings anymore."