Vinyl Collector Assistant Gifts

"I'll read you a story but on condition that you convert and download my vinyl record collection onto this blasted thing."

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Elvis Presley

Fossil record player.

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

Large print rock'n'roll section

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"You know you're getting old when..."

Jeff Beck.

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

The Death of the Blues

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

Groovy Baby

Art Garfunkel.

Ozzy Osbourne

'Music & Gym'

Neil Young

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

'I hope this DVD has some worthwhile in-front-of-the-scenes content.'

'Son, it's time we had a little talk about the Byrds and the Beatles.'

'Nobody pays for music anymore.'