Vinyl Record Collector Gifts

Large print rock'n'roll section

I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it? No. What if I drank scotch and smoked a cigar and listened to vinyl records and grew a big lumberjack beard? It's what all the hipsters are doing. You're not a hipster. I'm at least a kneester. At most you're a keister.

"No, I said I love U2."

'Nobody pays for music anymore.'

Mick Jagger

"Of course, Curtis Mayfield was a god. Many people forget that nowadays."

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Robert Fripp

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Elvis Presley

Fossil record player.

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

Liam Gallagher.

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

Jeff Beck.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

The Death of the Blues

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

"What are you doing?"

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

'I hope this DVD has some worthwhile in-front-of-the-scenes content.'

'Music & Gym'

Art Garfunkel.

Ozzy Osbourne

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."