Record Collector Gifts

Devil Buying Soul Music

Semi-classical, Quarter-classical and One-eighth-classical.

Gramaphone Man.

"Your most precious investments are gold, fine wine, and all those vinyl records you've been hauling around since college."

'Look out! He's got a 45!'

"What the hell's going on here ... ?"

"No, no, no! My old 45 records do not belong in the craft box!"

His master's voice

"I'm just looking through your records. Some of these could be quite valuable."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

'Sorry, we don't stock Sheryl Crow.'

'Music & Gym'

'It's the white bathroom album!'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

"When my father dies, he wants his ashes pressed into a record!"

One night, Albert got haunted by a Heavy Metal demon.

Classical Music - Beethowen and Bach on CD / Vivaldi on telephone 'hold' facility

"And now, our newest hit song..."

"When blues singers lose it"

Hip-Hop.

music store

'Oh great! We found the treasure but it turns out they were music pirates.'

'You have a wonderfully tidy mind, Diane!'

"Hey - Fantastic News - thanks to the 'vinyl comeback' saddoes, we can now re-release AND charge up to £30 for an album....and start making obscene profits again!!!"

Music store, 'Express Till, 5 Jacksons or less'

"Are you SURE they meant THIS PLACE for medical records?"

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Jazz is Invented

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Six jazz instruments.