Rock Collector Gifts

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

"Not just rocks--tools!"

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

One afternoon on mars.

'Would you like to go out to a movie with me?'

'How about rocks? Our firm considers rocks to be a very solid investment.'

Rock: 'Moss wanted...apply northside'

"And with this policy, we'll replace any damaged rocks with new rocks with any deduction for depreciation."

"You have a kidney stone."

Bit of a mix-up. The advert should have said 'Stalactite wanted'

'It has to have big living room, he has a sixty inch rock.'

"...Nothing but rocks!"

'Melnick, put that down! We're supposed to be here for rock samples!'

'Hoarder.'

'It replaces all your small rocks with one convenient large one.'

'Moss suits you.'

Caveman delivers hugh rock to cave: 'I'm delivering the furniture you ordered.'

"I think we've hit peak rock."

'Get busy, Yomp! The warden's cat had kittens, and they need that sandbox now!'

'No kidding? -- genuine Earth rocks?'

"I'm pretty sure I've already seen a rock like that in some museum back on Earth."

"Good Lord Holmes, what is it?"

"As a pet, it's a bit of a disappointment..."

Swiss-army rock...

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

"It's a moon rock that became my pet rock."

"No, quartz! Man, I hate it when people take me for granite."

B. C. yard sale

"I'm not buying any stones from you. This is the Stone Age and there are plenty of rocks around."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"Hey Urg, a caveman says what?"

'Try to become less emotional, Mr Stone!'

Cave Men - Early Business Failures.

'Let me know when you want me to help you get your rocks off.'

"You know that pretty rock I found on the beach and gave my wife for her birthday..."