Rock Collector Gifts

"Face it, Tim, that cute little Pet Rock you bought in 1976 is now a full-grown boulder - it's time to set him free!"

"Not just rocks--tools!"

'Thanks, it's just what I wanted...Thanks, it's just what I wanted...'

"Same mold, same mold."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

One afternoon on mars.

'Would you like to go out to a movie with me?'

'How about rocks? Our firm considers rocks to be a very solid investment.'

Rock: 'Moss wanted...apply northside'

"And with this policy, we'll replace any damaged rocks with new rocks with any deduction for depreciation."

"You have a kidney stone."

Bit of a mix-up. The advert should have said 'Stalactite wanted'

"Ever think you'd operate on gallstones that big?"

'It has to have big living room, he has a sixty inch rock.'

"...Nothing but rocks!"

'Melnick, put that down! We're supposed to be here for rock samples!'

'Hoarder.'

'It replaces all your small rocks with one convenient large one.'

'Moss suits you.'

Caveman delivers hugh rock to cave: 'I'm delivering the furniture you ordered.'

"I think we've hit peak rock."

'Get busy, Yomp! The warden's cat had kittens, and they need that sandbox now!'

'No kidding? -- genuine Earth rocks?'

"I'm pretty sure I've already seen a rock like that in some museum back on Earth."

"Good Lord Holmes, what is it?"

"As a pet, it's a bit of a disappointment..."

Swiss-army rock...

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

"It's a moon rock that became my pet rock."

"No, quartz! Man, I hate it when people take me for granite."

B. C. yard sale

Jesus' First and last day as a trucker...

"I'm not buying any stones from you. This is the Stone Age and there are plenty of rocks around."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

It comes unfurnished, but if you want the rocks, the seller is willing to negotiate.