Rock Collection Gifts

'Identify your Ore'

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

The Missing Sock Returns

"Well....I could've done this!"

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Sport Utility Boot.

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Old Geologists Never Die...they just switch to soft rock.

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

Mark Knopfler.

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Popera!

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Ray Davies

Musical genres

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

'Well, in the hands of my husbnd it's almost as lethal as a loaded gun.'

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

"Not that type of Moon-rock..."

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

Girl holding money.

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.

"You have ice water in your veins."

Lou Reed

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?