Classic Rock Collector Gifts

Mark Knopfler.

The Beatles

Roy Orbison

ZZZZZZZ Top

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

Old rocker.

"Free Bird!"

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Large print rock'n'roll section

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

"What are you doing?"

Ringo Starr

Ray Davies

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

'Son, it's time we had a little talk about the Byrds and the Beatles.'

Neil Young

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

There aren't any serious side effects — just an occasional Elvis sighting.

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

The Beatles - Flabby Road

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

'Help me Rhonda I've fallen & I can't get back up.'

Old songs made new