Classic Rock Collectors Gifts

"Do you have anything by The Doors...?"

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

ZZZZZZZ Top

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Old rocker.

"Free Bird!"

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Large print rock'n'roll section

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

Mark Knopfler.

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

Ray Davies

Ringo Starr

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

Neil Young

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

There aren't any serious side effects — just an occasional Elvis sighting.

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

'Son, it's time we had a little talk about the Byrds and the Beatles.'

"So the rumors are true-1967 is making a comeback."

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

The Beatles - Flabby Road

Christine McVie

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

'Help me Rhonda I've fallen & I can't get back up.'

Old songs made new

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''

Joe Perry.