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"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Old rocker.

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

"Free Bird!"

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Large print rock'n'roll section

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

Old songs made new

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

Christine McVie

"So the rumors are true-1967 is making a comeback."

"The Who used to smash up their instruments after their shows — have you ever considered that?"