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"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Early Colour TV

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

The original paperless office

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Pre-Television Man Caves

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

JET (Part I)

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

"It's an Orville Rickenbacker - Great for recording 'pop' music."

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

"Perhaps you're right. Maybe we should upgrade our computer system."

Abandoned Vehicles Along The Information Superhighway.

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''

August 9, 1857: The World's First Elevator Demonstration

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

'He's revisiting his childhood.'

Christine McVie

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

"We never talk anymore."

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

"The Who used to smash up their instruments after their shows — have you ever considered that?"