Vintage Rock Collector Prints

Ronnie Wood

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

The original paperless office

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Early Colour TV

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Jimi Hendrix.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Mark Knopfler.

Pre-Television Man Caves

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

JET (Part I)

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"What are you doing?"

"It's an Orville Rickenbacker - Great for recording 'pop' music."

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

"Perhaps you're right. Maybe we should upgrade our computer system."

On John Lennon: 'WE may say he's a dreamer,...but he's not the only one.'

Robert Johnson.

Christine McVie

"The Who used to smash up their instruments after their shows — have you ever considered that?"

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''

"We never talk anymore."

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

Abandoned Vehicles Along The Information Superhighway.

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

August 9, 1857: The World's First Elevator Demonstration