Vintage Record Collector Prints

Swan songs of appliances Featuring: - Don't try to fix me 'cause it's too damn late - Somethin's really busted deep inside - and that old favorite, time to say good-bye

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

The original paperless office

Early Colour TV

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Large print rock'n'roll section

Pre-Television Man Caves

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

JET (Part I)

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

'Nobody pays for music anymore.'

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

'Music & Gym'

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

"Perhaps you're right. Maybe we should upgrade our computer system."

Gramaphone Man.

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

Abandoned Vehicles Along The Information Superhighway.

August 9, 1857: The World's First Elevator Demonstration

Music Freak.

"We never talk anymore."