Vintage Record Collector Pillows

Real estate agents sell Abbey Road Studios.

Swan songs of appliances Featuring: - Don't try to fix me 'cause it's too damn late - Somethin's really busted deep inside - and that old favorite, time to say good-bye

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Early Colour TV

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

The original paperless office

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Liam Gallagher.

Large print rock'n'roll section

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

Pre-Television Man Caves

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"What are you doing?"

Clock and Watch Shop: Second-Hand Clocks and Minute-Hand Clocks.

JET (Part I)

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

'Music & Gym'

Ozzy Osbourne

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

'Nobody pays for music anymore.'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

Robert Drake

"Perhaps you're right. Maybe we should upgrade our computer system."

On John Lennon: 'WE may say he's a dreamer,...but he's not the only one.'

Gramaphone Man.

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

Abandoned Vehicles Along The Information Superhighway.

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'