Record Collector Pillows

Robert Drake

'...Let's write a song all about the evils of material wealth. After all, that last one netted us a bloody fortune!'

Devil Buying Soul Music

Semi-classical, Quarter-classical and One-eighth-classical.

Gramaphone Man.

"Your most precious investments are gold, fine wine, and all those vinyl records you've been hauling around since college."

'Look out! He's got a 45!'

"What the hell's going on here ... ?"

"No, no, no! My old 45 records do not belong in the craft box!"

His master's voice

"I'm just looking through your records. Some of these could be quite valuable."

"My dad is obsessed with the Beatles and is missing just one of their songs from his record collection."

'I've discovered something about Steve's 'Strawberry Fields' Beatles record!...If you play it backwards it says: 'Kyoto is Dead'!'

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

'Sorry, we don't stock Sheryl Crow.'

'Music & Gym'

'It's the white bathroom album!'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

"When my father dies, he wants his ashes pressed into a record!"

One night, Albert got haunted by a Heavy Metal demon.

Classical Music - Beethowen and Bach on CD / Vivaldi on telephone 'hold' facility

"And now, our newest hit song..."

"When blues singers lose it"

Hip-Hop.

music store

'Oh great! We found the treasure but it turns out they were music pirates.'

'You have a wonderfully tidy mind, Diane!'

"Hey - Fantastic News - thanks to the 'vinyl comeback' saddoes, we can now re-release AND charge up to £30 for an album....and start making obscene profits again!!!"

Music store, 'Express Till, 5 Jacksons or less'

Ernie's Music. Ernie, you're opening a music store? Yep, I'm going to serve a niche market. I won't be selling CD's or any other digital music. I also won't be selling the old cassette or eight-track tapes. I'm only selling records. I'm catering to audiophiles who appreciate the unique sound quality they deliver. That's great! Are you going to adverties? Yeah, my tagline is "All sales vinyl"

Music. Oldies. 30s. 40s. 50s. Wow! All of Crosby for just one dollar! That's a lot of Bing for your buck!

When you said you missed your vinyl, I assumed you meant your records.

"Are you SURE they meant THIS PLACE for medical records?"

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Robert Fripp