Cd Collector Pillows

'CD's: Manufactured pop groups as seen on tv!'

"I prefer his later stuff"

"Honey, do you know where my Air Supply Greatest Hits CD is?"

"I have a CD available with all proceeds helping to alleviate suffering in the jazz world."

Lady of taste

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

'Hello, music production limited? I played your CD's backwards five or more times but I couldn't hear a single satanic message!'

'Do you know what happened to my new CD? ...the one I played all yesterday and last night.'

"I'm sure the Pembletons' would prefer one of my easy listening CD's don't you Arthur?"

At the CD shop.

Unreasonable Dad

Priorities

Baroque Bach Mountain

'My manager thought this might help me sell a few more CDs.'

Dog looking at a 'Kathleen Terrier' CD.

A barrage of CDs.

'Why is so much easy listening so difficult to listen to?'

The Very Best of JOHN DOE

"Joel Daniels: Live from behind the CVS"

Jazz is Invented

Six jazz instruments.

Large print rock'n'roll section

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

'Music & Gym'

'This cd is Earth and Wind. There is no fire, yet.'

'I hope this DVD has some worthwhile in-front-of-the-scenes content.'

'Nobody pays for music anymore.'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Gramaphone Man.

"I picked up an exorcize DVD by mistake."

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."