Cd Collectors Pillows

'What happens when you get old.'

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

'Music & Gym'

'I hope this DVD has some worthwhile in-front-of-the-scenes content.'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

'This cd is Earth and Wind. There is no fire, yet.'

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

"I picked up an exorcize DVD by mistake."

Gramaphone Man.

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

Islington Angels.

'If you've brought us gifts we don't want any more Des O'Connor records!'

Music Freak.

"Arr! Why is the quality of all me DVDs so crappy?"

"What the hell's going on here ... ?"

"Joel Daniels: Live from behind the CVS"

His master's voice

'This is Ian, my new boyfriend. Did I mention he was a record holder?'

'I traded a motherboard for three DVD's. They were bogus, so I tossed them out the window....'

'I'm organic.'

'Can I have a refund if she puts the weight back on.'

Baroque Bach Mountain