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"Two Stones tickets, please, senior discount."

Yet another family that decided to drop everything and follow The Grateful Dead around for a while.

"The board is in agreement, then - rock and roll will never die."

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

'Well, it's a one for the Monet, two for the show.'

"Do you realize the Rolling Stones have been together longer than we have?"

Sony Dorkman

"Hmmm... I've NEVER like Blue Oyster Cult..."

It's my personal advisor, he's teaching me the air guitar.

"Some people call him 'The Space Cowboy.' Some call him 'The Gangster of Love,' but I call him 'The Steve Miller Band.'"

Steve Miller

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

I'm sorry sir, store rules. No 'Stairway to Heaven'.

Freeberg

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Old rocker.

"Free Bird!"

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

Large print rock'n'roll section

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

Old songs made new

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

"So the rumors are true-1967 is making a comeback."

"I haven't been here that long—I'm just a huge ZZ Top fan."

Bob Dylan