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Eddie Van Halen.

ZZZZZZZ Top

At the rock concert...

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Old rocker.

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

"Free Bird!"

Large print rock'n'roll section

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

Steve Howe.

Mark Knopfler.

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

Ray Davies

Ringo Starr

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

There aren't any serious side effects — just an occasional Elvis sighting.

Neil Young

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

'Son, it's time we had a little talk about the Byrds and the Beatles.'

Ozzy Osbourne

The Beatles - Flabby Road

Christine McVie

Joe Perry.

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

'I'm with the band.'

Old songs made new

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

'Help me Rhonda I've fallen & I can't get back up.'

"So the rumors are true-1967 is making a comeback."

"I haven't been here that long—I'm just a huge ZZ Top fan."

"Can you perform under pressure?"