Classic Rock Aficionado T-Shirts

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

"I haven't been here that long—I'm just a huge ZZ Top fan."

Large print rock'n'roll section

"I don't get it...there are so many cool new bands out...but it looks like you haven't bought anything in forever!"

"I think Jim Morrison is over-rated."

"Did you know we have "Hotel California" on album, 8-track, cassette, CD and MP3?"

'You may know us by our generations of disciplined, global investment strategies...or perhaps you like the 70's heavy metal rock band we use in our commercials...'

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

"Surprise! I cashed in our 401K! We're going to Springsteen!"

"Like Bob Dylan said, 'You don't know what you've got til it's gone."

"We do not slam doors in this house, young lady, and we never say things like 'John Bonham is overrated'!"

James Taylor

Standard Shift

"So the rumors are true-1967 is making a comeback."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

'Man, times have changed.'

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Old rocker.

"Free Bird!"

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

"Elfis"

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

Easy & Hard Listening Rock Radio.

"What am I, chopped liver?"

Not-so-easy listening...

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'Not that sort of rock garden!'