Classic Rock Aficionado Mugs

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

Castaways say; 'Now don't go rocking the boat Elvis.'

The Beatles

'It's oldie rock 'n' roll but I like it.'

"I haven't been here that long—I'm just a huge ZZ Top fan."

Large print rock'n'roll section

"I don't get it...there are so many cool new bands out...but it looks like you haven't bought anything in forever!"

"I think Jim Morrison is over-rated."

R.I.P. Charlie Watts (1941-2021)

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

Ringo Starr

How Jimi Hendrix picked his nose.

"Did you know we have "Hotel California" on album, 8-track, cassette, CD and MP3?"

Ritchie Blackmore.

'You may know us by our generations of disciplined, global investment strategies...or perhaps you like the 70's heavy metal rock band we use in our commercials...'

Joe Perry.

Mick Jagger caricature.

Inmate on cell phone: 'I'd like to request 'Jailhouse Rock'.'

David Gilmour

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

'I'm leaving the tribute Beatles to form tribute Wings!'

"Surprise! I cashed in our 401K! We're going to Springsteen!"

"Like Bob Dylan said, 'You don't know what you've got til it's gone."

"We do not slam doors in this house, young lady, and we never say things like 'John Bonham is overrated'!"

James Taylor

Standard Shift

"So the rumors are true-1967 is making a comeback."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

ZZZZZZZ Top

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

'Man, times have changed.'

Old rocker.

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'