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"The only thing that's never going away is Joni Mitchell."

'Man, times have changed.'

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

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"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Old rocker.

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

"Free Bird!"

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

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"Elfis"

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

"Play 'Misty' for me."

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

Flosshilde- Intended for 'Das Rheingold'

Not-so-easy listening...

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

"What am I, chopped liver?"

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Easy & Hard Listening Rock Radio.

'Not that sort of rock garden!'