Classic Rock Enthusiasts Gifts

Lifecycle of the Boomer

When they're not flying, they walk around and play classic rock music. The strolling drones!

"Captain, can you come to the transporter room please?!"

"He has moss on him. I think that's what they mean by 'Classic Rock.'"

ZZZZZZZ Top

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Italica

Old rocker.

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

"Free Bird!"

Eric Clapton.

Large print rock'n'roll section

Tina Turner

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

Ray Davies

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

Ringo Starr

Johnny Winter.

Listening to Coldplay.

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

Neil Young

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

Disease-y Top

There aren't any serious side effects — just an occasional Elvis sighting.

"Face it, Mom. I'm not going to college. I want to be a Rockette!"

Ozzy Osbourne

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"